as·i·nine

as·i·nine

–adjective

1. foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid: It is surprising that supposedly intelligent people can make such asinine statements.
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So today at work my fellow servers and I discussed how asinine it is of guests to say “I’ll make it easy on you and just order the unlimited (insert food item here)”. Now I shouldn’t have to point this out BUT I will, when you order something that is unlimited, never ending, refillable, or bottomless you’ll never “make it easy” on us.
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Now to why this is asinine, forget about unlimited (insert food item here) and just think of this in the context of any other establishment that provides a service. If you go in to a business and say “i’ll make it easy on you and just make you preform a service for me” does that REALLY sound like you’re “making it easy”?? wouldn’t it be easier if you just didn’t ask for anything??
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If all of this does not make my point clear then perhaps this will put it in perspective for you, if you went to a gas station and told the petroleum transfer technician (pump jockey) “i’ll make it easy on you and just have you pump regular”( like pumping premium would be more difficult…) is that not asinine??